Total Medals Earned: 1,006 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,965 Points
Medals Earned: 32/32 (405/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 8/8 (340/340 points)
Use howl 6 times
Eat 10 hearts
Successfully decapitate 10 humans
Use swipe attack on 15 people
Kill 100 humans
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 10/18 (215/340 points)
Destroy 75 aboriginals
Collect all the upgrades for the girl pirate
Defeat the "Big Mom" Boss
Destroy 150 aboriginals
Destroy 75 Mexicans
Collect all upgrades for the pirate captain
Collect all the upgrades for the pirate clodhopper
Collect all upgrades
Defeat the "Mucho Miguel" Boss
Complete the game
Destroy 300 aboriginals
Destroy 75 federals
Destroy 150 federals
Destroy 300 federals
Destroy 150 Mexicans
Destroy 150 skeletons
Destroy 300 skeletons
Destroy 300 Mexicans
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/490 points)
Launch a scout ship
Launch a fighter ship
Launch a bomber ship
Launch a frigate ship
Launch a cruiser ship
Have 15 ships of each class at launched at once
Click 10,000 times
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!